Minute Cryptic Archive

Baby shower starts by unwrapping mother’s presents

Bad loser taking loss like a bad loser?

Returning a little cappuccino, men mansplain a way to remember the order

Rap hit covered by string ensemble? Finally, cool material for conductor!

Learn 1970s-style dance music! $5 off per beginner!

“Downright ditching me!” Housemate moves into vacant sublet?

P.S. Cuddles! I love you! Utterly devoted

Spaceman shoos away both parents sneaking aboard at liftoff

Abstract art genius makes a reproducible scribble

Close friends secretly videotape as I nap? Odd!

A vehicle behind another vehicle!

Rats rolling in mud splatter it over dogs?

Middle-aged couple exhausted from crazy mileage accumulated over holiday

Car weaved into his rear parking spaces?

Caretaker watching ‘Scrubs’ with nurses starts to take inspiration

Consequence of misusing debit card!

Fabled beauty of chameleon dropping camouflage briefly

Blemish turning part of white rose yellow

No hiding from dinosaur rampaging halfway across the globe?

Highbrow couple to start breakfast, digging into Froot Loops, perhaps

Early plea entered, charge overturned & case dismissed for plot involving axes

Otto (your second cousin twice removed) crushed audition

Bluebeard selecting squares for patch

Creepy stalker from Los Angeles follows stars, wants our bodyguards gone?